A Christmas Wishlist

[disbelief11]

The filking bug has struck me again. This time it's a filk of "Santa Baby," addressed to Al Gough & Miles Millar:


Al & Miles, slip some Clex under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, more sexy convertibles too, thank you,
For our Lexy to drive
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Think of all the hot gay sex!
Think of all the ways Clark could be with Lex!
Next season I could be oh so good
If you'd just have Lex lick Clark's neck
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, I want more Pete and really he's
Pretty neat
I've been patient so far
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, there's one thing I really do need, indeed
That's more Martha time
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, fill my stocking with some more Lex, and Mex,
Make the Chlana sublime
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With less platitudes and some more MB
I really wanna believe in you
Let's see if you will listen to me
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, forgot to mention one little thing, a fling
I don't mean the Clana!
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Hurry with the HoYay tonight
Hurry with the HoYay tonight

Comments

[pun.livejournal.com]

Yay! Filking is fun! One thing, where you say "make the clana sublime" are you sure you didn't mean "chlana?" Um, not that there's anything wrong with clana, you know, if that's what you're into.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good catch, Pun. I did indeed mean Chlana.

I hate the Clana.

[pun.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's ok. You can tell me, Dis. I'm very open minded. Some of my best friends are Clana enthusiasts. Really. *coughcough nerodi coughcough*

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Nerodi can keep the Clana all she wants - that's her prerogative. It repulses me, but to each their own.

And thanks again!

[nerodi.livejournal.com]

THE CLANA IS SUBLIME!!!!!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Hee! You have every right to think that, Nerodi darling.