BOSSYPANTS!!!

[disbelief11]

author's note: one of my dearest friends recently told me I'm bossy and I'm having the hardest time reconciling that with how I perceive myself. Still, I'm trying to wrap my brain around it and embrace the Bossitude. You filling out my poll might help me do this...but I'm certainly not bossing you around. No pressure!



[Poll #247650]

Comments

[rivier.livejournal.com]

But donuts have holes! I think you're trying to confuse me, aren't you! So you can then offer me the comfort of your seductive bosom to rest my lips face against, while I ponder the oddness of it all.

If you were asserting your bossitude all over me, dear, it must have been cunningly hidden under so many floaty layers of diplomacy, that all I saw was this sexy pussycat draped across the bed, saying "You want to channel-surf for the Niblet / go to the Met / puke up all over the carpet? That's *fiiiiine* by me, honey!"

Bossy my pallid English ass! ::laughs a lot::

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[anathema666.livejournal.com]

Your pallid English ass is bossy?

Who knew?

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[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

I've seen her pallid English ass. Whether or not it's bossy is something I'll leave to your imagination.


Heh heh heh. Muahahaha!

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[kstanley.livejournal.com]

Nah, you didn't seem bossy to me, unless you think telling Riv to use the toilet instead of the hotel room floor is bossy.

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[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Kimberly. Although I didn't really have the opportunity to be bossy about where she tossed her champagne cookies. But I certainly would have advised her to make it happen somewhere other than where she was going to sleep.

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[kstanley.livejournal.com]

Yes. It would have been more of a tip really—not at all bossy.

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[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Not all donuts have holes. Besides, is it really a hole, or just some enclosed negative space? Are you confused enough now? Here, lay your fluffy head on my ample and comfy breasts.

There are other parts of me that are good for they laying on of lips your tired head.