Hee! You done leched on her Man. You should have leaned over afterwards and breathed something inher ear, like "oh, I don't mind sharing!"

Then you'd have been arrested! At which point, you show the Cops your very own personal Five Spanking Alternatives, and ask them if they'd consider punishments that really fit the crime, for a change.

A-hem!

I have some Tarot-reading thingummy. I was going to say aptitude, but it isn't nearly as shiny as that. What are the questions, hon?