A Christmas Wishlist

[disbelief11]

The filking bug has struck me again. This time it's a filk of "Santa Baby," addressed to Al Gough & Miles Millar:


Al & Miles, slip some Clex under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, more sexy convertibles too, thank you,
For our Lexy to drive
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Think of all the hot gay sex!
Think of all the ways Clark could be with Lex!
Next season I could be oh so good
If you'd just have Lex lick Clark's neck
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, I want more Pete and really he's
Pretty neat
I've been patient so far
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, there's one thing I really do need, indeed
That's more Martha time
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, fill my stocking with some more Lex, and Mex,
Make the Chlana sublime
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With less platitudes and some more MB
I really wanna believe in you
Let's see if you will listen to me
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, forgot to mention one little thing, a fling
I don't mean the Clana!
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Hurry with the HoYay tonight
Hurry with the HoYay tonight