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disbelief11 ([personal profile] disbelief11) wrote2002-12-03 06:32 pm

A Christmas Wishlist

The filking bug has struck me again. This time it's a filk of "Santa Baby," addressed to Al Gough & Miles Millar:


Al & Miles, slip some Clex under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, more sexy convertibles too, thank you,
For our Lexy to drive
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Think of all the hot gay sex!
Think of all the ways Clark could be with Lex!
Next season I could be oh so good
If you'd just have Lex lick Clark's neck
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, I want more Pete and really he's
Pretty neat
I've been patient so far
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, there's one thing I really do need, indeed
That's more Martha time
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, fill my stocking with some more Lex, and Mex,
Make the Chlana sublime
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With less platitudes and some more MB
I really wanna believe in you
Let's see if you will listen to me
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, forgot to mention one little thing, a fling
I don't mean the Clana!
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Hurry with the HoYay tonight
Hurry with the HoYay tonight

[identity profile] rivier.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, ARGH! That song is too infectious. And your lyrics are too good! I'm now off to bed, singing "Hurry with the HoYay too-oo-night!" over and over again in a silly little-girl voice.

BWA! bad Dis!

[identity profile] mei-x.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's great! I've really missed filk.

[identity profile] pun.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Filking is fun! One thing, where you say "make the clana sublime" are you sure you didn't mean "chlana?" Um, not that there's anything wrong with clana, you know, if that's what you're into.

[identity profile] anathema666.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I have decided that you are the Official Filk Maker in my life.

Do not fight it! It is your Destiny!

*humming Santa Baby*

[identity profile] ilexa.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!

:::tries to stop laughter to type message:::

:::fails miserably:::

BWA-hahahahahahahahahahahha

[identity profile] tresca.livejournal.com 2002-12-03 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay!!! That's wonderful!!

I miss filk.

BWA!

[identity profile] wubba.livejournal.com 2002-12-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha! Oh Dis, that rocks!

You must Filk more!