It Just Pains Me

There's this bank advertisement I keep seeing all over town that pains me. It's terrible! Here, see for yourself:


Better.
Simpler.
Easier.

Betsimpsier!

BlahBlahBlah Bank...


*blink*
"Betsimpsier"? Every time I see that, I can't help but think the advertising genius who came up with this campaign is a simp.


Speaking of banks, sometimes I really hate money.