On Notice

ARGH! I was just finishing up a post about how this month is completely sucktastic and what happens? I manage to hit something with my pinky and *poof* goes my post. WTF, Universe, WTF?

The following is a list of things that are officially "on notice" for me:

1. Post-Eating Keyboards. See above.



2. February 2007. Is there some sort of planet in retrograde or solar flares this month or something? Because this month is seriously sucking and not in the good way. Not even in a mediocre way, whatever that may be. Thank goodness there are less days to survive in this month.



3. Unreasonable Clients. I had a massage client today who seemed to want me to be able to read her mind. Lady, listen...I am good at what I do but there comes a point where you have to speak up if I am not giving you what you want. There are two of us in that massage room and both of us have a part making your session a good one. And don't get all pissy if you do have to ask me to do something differently - I'll do it for you gladly (if I can and if it's not illegal and/or dangerous to your health) because I want you to be happy, but there's no call for you to be rude about it.

There's more to my list but I'm being called by my couch and tv...catch y'all on the flipside!