I Wanted to Smack Her

Just came from a Halloween party. The party was great...all except for this one young lady (who, it was later confirmed, was still in her twenties) who was complaining about being old. She said it with a capital O: O-L-D. Like she was so old she may as well die now, that was how she said it.

As she was surrounded by more than a few people who were already past her age, she got some negative feedback to that statement.

Yes, young miss, you ARE old. So, so, so, so old. Here, let me escort you back to your room at the rest home and please don't mind my foot as I give you a kick in the ass on the way there.