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Okay, all you healthy people? The ones without a cold/flu/laryngitis? Listen up, you need to know this:

Those of us with the cold/flu/laryngitis? We're perfectly well aware of how crappy we feel and how crappy we sound. Really.

You DO NOT need to tell us about it because it is not news to us. So if you find yourself about to say something like, "you sound TERRIBLE!", do us a favor and zip it. Shut up. Bite your tongue. Because you're really not helping.

What are you accomplishing with your statement? Simply reminding us of our lack of good health when you should be distracting us from it. Tell a good joke or story, bring over soup and some dvds, make us laugh...all those things will make us feel better. "You sound REALLY awful"? Not. so. helpful.

My cold is making me cranky enough that the next person to tell me that I sound terrible may find a wadded up, totally icky tissue thrown in their face. At the very least.

Date: 2002-12-31 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mei-x.livejournal.com
My cold is making me cranky enough that the next person to tell me that I sound terrible may find a wadded up, totally icky tissue thrown in their face.

I consider myself warned. *g*

Hope you start feeling better and hopefully I'll see you later tonight!

Date: 2003-01-01 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disbelief11.livejournal.com
Thankfully I wasn't cranky by the time you joined us! Glad you could make it and I hope you had fun.

Date: 2002-12-31 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anathema666.livejournal.com
Shut up. Bite your tongue. Because you're really not helping.

Uhhhh... oops? Sorry about that.

I'll just slink over here, and hide under this rock until you feel better.

*blows kisses from a distance*

Date: 2002-12-31 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disbelief11.livejournal.com
Heh heh, I actually wasn't talking about you, Bonnie Tyler breath. In this instance, it's not all about you (surprisingly!).

No need to hide under a rock. Unless, y'know, that's some kind of kink for you. Otherwise, let's make the kisses close up and personal.

*leers at anathema*

Date: 2002-12-31 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletproofmonk.livejournal.com
Disbelief, you sound terrible!?! ;)

Date: 2003-01-01 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disbelief11.livejournal.com
Sure, it's easy to be brave when you're not face-to-face with me.

Date: 2003-01-01 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fleegull.livejournal.com
A fellow cranky cold sufferer chiming in to say that I sound bad and know it!

Date: 2003-01-01 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disbelief11.livejournal.com
Feebly raising a fist in solidarity

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