Holiday Haiku

[disbelief11]

Succumb to the lure
Of Holiday Bejeweled
Gone blind from playing.


Why must the fudge from
my ex-mother-in-law be
So damn good? Miss it.


Speaking of ex-es,
Have I told you all that his
New girl looks like me?


And I'm spent. But speaking of Mike Meyer's bits, y'all know those inflatable yard ormnaments that look like big Santas or Snowmen? My neighborhood is infested with 'em, and everytime I see one that doesn't have its inflating fan turned on, it looks to me like a body on the ground. "We have a piper down!" is what I think. Though with the number of these ornaments that some yards have, it's more like a piper massacre.

Comments

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

My fudge is so good
Strangers propose nuptuals
I could mail you some?

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

That depends, dearest
Pouncer. Does it have
Peanut Butter? Mmm.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Chocolate is one
Peanut butter another
A combination?

Give a gal some fudge vs. Teach a gal to fudge

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the late reply...I haven't been around much. Are you willing to part with your recipe? You know, teach a gal to fish and all that.

Re: Give a gal some fudge vs. Teach a gal to fudge

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Go here. Chocolate or peanut butter, whatever your fancy *g*

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

Hee! "We have a piper down!" I love So I Married an Ax Murderer...

So there is a Dis 2.0. That's kind of sweet in a way.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Yep, it was a bit of a surprise when I finally laid eyes upon her. Plus, I know she was wearing some of the clothes I had abandoned at the old house, so that makes it a bit more weird.

[tresca.livejournal.com]

Okay.. I wasnt thinking the ex thing was all that weird. But the clothes thing? Is very very weird. OMG so weird.

[tresca.livejournal.com]

I like your haikus.
They are quite brilliant dear.
Also? I miss you.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

I miss you too!

*tackles Tressie*