Holiday Haiku
Dec. 22nd, 2005 10:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
disbelief11Succumb to the lure
Of Holiday Bejeweled
Gone blind from playing.
Why must the fudge from
my ex-mother-in-law be
So damn good? Miss it.
Speaking of ex-es,
Have I told you all that his
New girl looks like me?
And I'm spent. But speaking of Mike Meyer's bits, y'all know those inflatable yard ormnaments that look like big Santas or Snowmen? My neighborhood is infested with 'em, and everytime I see one that doesn't have its inflating fan turned on, it looks to me like a body on the ground. "We have a piper down!" is what I think. Though with the number of these ornaments that some yards have, it's more like a piper massacre.
Of Holiday Bejeweled
Gone blind from playing.
Why must the fudge from
my ex-mother-in-law be
So damn good? Miss it.
Speaking of ex-es,
Have I told you all that his
New girl looks like me?
And I'm spent. But speaking of Mike Meyer's bits, y'all know those inflatable yard ormnaments that look like big Santas or Snowmen? My neighborhood is infested with 'em, and everytime I see one that doesn't have its inflating fan turned on, it looks to me like a body on the ground. "We have a piper down!" is what I think. Though with the number of these ornaments that some yards have, it's more like a piper massacre.
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Date: 2006-01-05 06:05 pm (UTC)*tackles Tressie*