Bunnies of Petulance

[disbelief11]

The Bunnies of Petulance, of Peevish, Unreasonably Irritable Behavior were stalking me. Obstacle after obstacle they threw in my path, until I came close to being trampled under their unrelenting paws. But no! At the very last moment I cried "Mother's Ass!" and turned to give those bunnies a what-for, a who's-ya-daddy smackdown.

Loosely translated? I was turning into Ms. Crankypants due to the obligatory stress that comes with getting ready to go on vacation. Until I had the presence of mind to ignore all the crap that really didn't have to be done and uncorked a bottle of wine. My plan is to have some wine and then pack, and screw all the rest of the shit. Hey, packing while intoxicated can be really fun!

Oh, before I forget, a huge, huge, shout out of thanks goes to slodwick, who made me two yummy Sorority Boys icons. Yay, Slod! I'll be your Wingman any time.

Comments

[rivier.livejournal.com]

Damn vermin!

Glad you stamped down hard on them... but if it helps, then I'll be your bunny-boiler! Send those misery-breeders this way, and I'll have 'em skinned and roasted in a nice stew before you can say mmm, Delicious with a fruity young Burgandy!

Or, I may simply covert them into The Everlasting Bunnies of Pornographic Plot Contrivance. I'm getting very good at that, especially on the train home. Although I did actually manage to wake myself up out of a particularly good daydream this evening by groaning too loudly. Extremely embarrassing (though the guy sitting opposite me looked *fascinated*...)

Vacation? Where are you going? How long for are you going? Dangitt, I'm behind times....

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Rivier, that is so sweet of you to take my BOP and turn them into "Everlasting Bunnies of Pornographic Plot Contrivance". An excellent idea if I've ever heard one! Trust me, the wine and pumpkin pie is scaring these little beasties right out of my house. In fact, I think I overheard one of them telling the other that if they hurried, they could catch the evening flight to London. So watch out - they're headed your way!

Dearest, I would have loved to have seen that whole exchange on the train. I can only imagine the look on the guy's face. I mean really, who wouldn't be fascinated by lovely mumbly-jumbly sexy sounds emanating from you?

Vacation - we're going to Hawai'i for our 11th anniversary celebration. I was born there and there are still some family members there that Mr. Dis hasn't met. So a few days with the family and then a few days by ourselves on a different island. Should be lovely! Other than the shakes and sweats I'm sure to go through due to the limited Internet access. Detox is awful, just awful.

I'll be sure to have a mango daiquiri (or several gin & tonics) in your bunny-killing honor, Riv. And here's the toast: Okole Maluna! (Basically, bottoms up! Heh heh.)

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Crap, clearly the wine is taking effect already. I'll be back on the 3rd of November. And anytime in between that I can squeeze in a few minutes on any available computer with Internet access.

Hm, maybe I should ask Santa for a laptop this year. I've been good! Or, very very bad, which can still be good.