Maybe I Need A Nerodi

[disbelief11]

Tom Arnold was just on the radio here (yes, I dragged my tired ass out of bed at 7:30am just to listen for him). He was funny, charming, nice...no wonder I like him.

But here's the thing: he's going to be at a book signing today at noon, a mere 2 hours and 20 minutes from now. I'm conflicted about going - I like Tom Arnold but I'm not geeky-in-lurve-with-him fannish. Plus I have a million things to do today, none of which are near where the book signing is. And there's no Chicago Nerodi equivalent here to go with me.

What do you guys think? Do I go? Do I skip it and just read his book later? Do I try to go to the remote shooting of the BDSSP here tonight? Or do I just go about my business, happy with having listened to him on the radio?

Comments

[nerodi.livejournal.com]

Oh you are so cute!! Heh, everybody needs a nerodi!!!

Dude, you should totally go. Listen, I had to strong arm Fleegull into going, and I promise you, she was really, really happy. It will be worth it. I'm not even a fan of his and I had a great time. You should TOTALLY go!!!

[edie22.livejournal.com]

I think you should go to the signing and talk about MR the whole time.

So when TA talks to MR again, he just talks about all the girls that came to his book signings to talk about Michael. I think it'd be funny.

[goss.livejournal.com]

lol. what she said! :)

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[nerodi.livejournal.com]

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[theatlien.livejournal.com]

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[tresca.livejournal.com]

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And dis, honey? I think you should go! Of course, it's past the time when you would have gone already. But here's me throwing in my opinion anyway ;)

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

Go, make me feel less alone! You know you want to.

[alejandradd.livejournal.com]

You should totally ask him if it's true that Michael Rosenbaum smuggles armadillos in his pants. Go, go, ask him!