A Christmas Wishlist

[disbelief11]

The filking bug has struck me again. This time it's a filk of "Santa Baby," addressed to Al Gough & Miles Millar:


Al & Miles, slip some Clex under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, more sexy convertibles too, thank you,
For our Lexy to drive
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Think of all the hot gay sex!
Think of all the ways Clark could be with Lex!
Next season I could be oh so good
If you'd just have Lex lick Clark's neck
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, I want more Pete and really he's
Pretty neat
I've been patient so far
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, there's one thing I really do need, indeed
That's more Martha time
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Al & Miles, fill my stocking with some more Lex, and Mex,
Make the Chlana sublime
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With less platitudes and some more MB
I really wanna believe in you
Let's see if you will listen to me
Boo doo bee doo

Al & Miles, forgot to mention one little thing, a fling
I don't mean the Clana!
Al & Miles, and hurry with the HoYay tonight

Hurry with the HoYay tonight
Hurry with the HoYay tonight

Comments

[rivier.livejournal.com]

Oh, ARGH! That song is too infectious. And your lyrics are too good! I'm now off to bed, singing "Hurry with the HoYay too-oo-night!" over and over again in a silly little-girl voice.

BWA! bad Dis!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Bad dis? But...but...I've been an awful good girl!

Hee. Glad you like it, Sugar.

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

That's great! I've really missed filk.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Mei!

By the way, I just got the pics back from the birthday celebration - I'll email you with them soon.

[pun.livejournal.com]

Yay! Filking is fun! One thing, where you say "make the clana sublime" are you sure you didn't mean "chlana?" Um, not that there's anything wrong with clana, you know, if that's what you're into.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good catch, Pun. I did indeed mean Chlana.

I hate the Clana.

[pun.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's ok. You can tell me, Dis. I'm very open minded. Some of my best friends are Clana enthusiasts. Really. *coughcough nerodi coughcough*

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Nerodi can keep the Clana all she wants - that's her prerogative. It repulses me, but to each their own.

And thanks again!

[nerodi.livejournal.com]

THE CLANA IS SUBLIME!!!!!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Hee! You have every right to think that, Nerodi darling.

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

I have decided that you are the Official Filk Maker in my life.

Do not fight it! It is your Destiny!

*humming Santa Baby*

Heh

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Shucks, thank you!

Though now I have this image of doing a "This Is Your Life" kind of thing. "Anathema, this is your life!"

Hmm, must start thinking of good songs to filk for you.

[ilexa.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!

:::tries to stop laughter to type message:::

:::fails miserably:::

BWA-hahahahahahahahahahahha

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Ilexa! Glad you liked it.

[tresca.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! That's wonderful!!

I miss filk.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Tres! Yeah, filking can be of the good. Glad you liked this one.

BWA!

[wubba.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! Oh Dis, that rocks!

You must Filk more!

Re: BWA!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Wubba! Glad you like it.

As for filking more, that's up to the mysterious machinations of my brain. I end up doing it when the Filk Muse throws an anvil into that part of my brain (as evidenced by "Lick Your Scar", which I had to write down just to be able to stop singing it as I went through my everyday life). So we'll see when the Muse strikes next.