I Am An Asshole

I feel like such an asshole. Yesterday was my sister's birthday and I completely forgot about it. It's not like it's unusual for me to call her and say, "hey, I've got something for you and eventually I'll get it in the mail to you," but when I do that I REMEMBER HER BIRTHDAY in the first place. I just happened to call her today and about fifteen minutes into the conversation it popped into my head that yesterday was HER FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY!

Jeesh, I totally suck.