Accelerate

[disbelief11]

1. This episode gave me plenty of fodder for shouting lines back at the tv. Lots of goofy stuff on the screen = lots of screaming back at the tv.



2. Lana SO should have been the one to drown that day six years ago.



3. Could Lana have looked any more Ophelia-ish on the bottom of the river?



4. Okay, you live in a town with rampant mutants and other assorted murderous freaks who have assaulted you previously...and you STILL clean up and close the business by yourself? That is so unrealistic. Years ago when I managed a small retail store, our insurance company told us we needed to have at least two employees closing up the store for safety's sake. Memo to Lana (or the people who write Lana's lines): get a fucking clue.



5. This episode cemented my complete dislike of dolls. That Gabby Abby doll? Totally creepy.



6. Instead of Fortress of Solitude, the barn should now be known as "Fortress of Obligatory Sucky Show Ending Clana scenes." Bring back the Clex closing scenes! Please!



7. The best part about this episode? Okay, the second best, since Lex's sexiness was clearly the best. The second best part was that the title reminded me of the lyrics to "Mediate" by INXS and I now have that song running through my brain. Yay, INXS!

Comments

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

Lana SO should have been the one to drown that day six years ago.


This goes without saying. *g*

the lyrics to "Mediate" by INXS and I now have that song running through my brain. Yay, INXS!

Oh yeah. You've brought back good memories.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

I just love that song. It's still going through my brain.

[kstanley.livejournal.com]

I thought this one was okay. The best parts involved Lionel. He's about to pass Lex as my favorite character. Lex had better watch out.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Lionel is definitely getting all the good stuff in the script. And I just love watching Lionel and Lex dance around each other.

[autumnyte.livejournal.com]

Okay, you live in a town with rampant mutants and other assorted murderous freaks who have assaulted you previously...and you STILL clean up and close the business by yourself?

Yes! WTF? She needs to hire someone to close with her. But that would eliminate about half the opportunites for Lana-in-despair, so I doubt it'll happen any time soon.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

I know that Lana has to be in stupid situations for all her stalkers to get to her.

You know, it seems like Lana could still be The Girl Who Gets Left Behind if she were to die. Clark's grief would force him to mature more and maybe he wouldn't be such an ignoramous.

I know, I know, that's not going to happen either.

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

For the final tea party in hell scene alone, the episode rocked. Lex's gray coat makes it an almost classic.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Let's just ignore the other 75% or so of the episode and concentrate on the good stuff, shall we? mmmm, SexyCoat!Lex. mmmmm, Evil Creepy Magnificent Bastard. Heck, let's even throw in the closeup shot of Wet!Clark when he finds the necklace in the cemetery.