Attention Shoppers

[disbelief11]

Tired Crankiness + Hormonal Deluge = Not The Best Time To Go To The Grocery Store, For Several Different Reasons


Dear Fellow Grocery Store Patron: I understand the need to stop and study the options on the shelves, really, I do. However, when you leave your cart on one side of the aisle and then step to the other side to peruse the shelves, you've effectively taken away the space I need to move around you. This, Gentle Shopper, makes me want to RAM YOUR CART INTO THE NEXT AISLE and KICK YOU IN THE SHINS to boot.

*ahem* Excuse me.

Crankily yours,
Disbelief

Comments

[cpt-babypants.livejournal.com]

I HATE that! I always get stuck behind them or the people who let their kids/befuddled spouses wander aimlessly beside them and block me from passing them. Grrr!

Now I'm pissed. *g*

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, the wandering spouses are horrible too. Or the gaggle of kids that seems to move in some sort of wacky military flying formation.

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

*pets Disbelief very VERY gently*

People are stupid.

Except you!

Don't hurt me.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

You're not stupid either, Super Vixen.

Don't hurt you? So, no riding crop then? *g*

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

No, not right now. I'm a little wound up, and pain hurts unpleasantly when one is really tense.

Uhhhhh, or at least, that's what I've been told.

*wipes brow*

[wubba.livejournal.com]

People are idiots. Except for you, my lovely, brilliant and sexy Dis.

Why can't people be aware of the space around them? Is it that hard?

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Apparently for the lady studying the 18 kinds of SlimFast bars, it is that hard. 'Course, she's probably starving and it's affecting her decision making.

You're not an idiot either, sweet Wubba!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!