Ahoy ye scurvy dogs!

[disbelief11]

Some goofy things that are amusing me right now:

I'll start with the utterly amazing amount of spam I get at one of my e-mail accounts. Not that I like spam, but some of the subject lines are just so stupid I can't help but laugh before I delete them. The deleting is fun - I feel so powerful. Take that, you stupid spam! Haha, not going to fool me into opening you, kim3338743v1! Fuck you, mortgageinfo@info.sales.net!

*Ahem*

So these DID amuse me: the "Earn Your Univeristy Diploma" one. Hello? Did the spammer not go to class? Or is Univeristy an alternative form of collegiate life?

And the "Hypnotize women into bed" one. That just makes me laugh every time I think of it. I suppose it's cheaper than roofies and less bloody than simply smacking the woman over the head and dragging her off by the hair. (Not that I'm advocating either, you understand. Just trying to think of it from the perspective of the person who's desperate enough to try this one.) Can't you just see some pathetic yahoo practicing this skill? "You're getting sleepy. Sleeeeeeeeepy. Will you sleep with me yet? No? Damn, maybe I can call David Blaine or something!"

Apart from the amusing spam, my husband cracked me up last night. Here's how the conversation went:

Dis: Are those new jeans?
Mr. Dis: Nope. I had bought these before the camping trip.
Dis: Oh.
Mr. Dis: I haven't worn them for a while because you had hidden them from me.
Dis: I did?
Mr. Dis: Yep.
Dis: Where did I hide them?
Mr. Dis: In the dresser drawer.
Dis: Oh. Yes, I'm *sneaky* that way.


I'm going to get my hair colored. Any votes as to what color I should choose? Not that it'll influence my decision, but why not avoid work for a moment and comment?

Yarr!

Comments

[wubba.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...Red Hair? Maybe? I have no idea...I can't even decide what to do with my own.

Yarr!

[claire.livejournal.com]

purple!!! i had purple hair about 3 or 4 weeks ago and i miss it...

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Haha, not going to fool me into opening you, kim3338743v1! Fuck you, mortgageinfo@info.sales.net!

Snerk!

I suppose it's cheaper than roofies and less bloody than simply smacking the woman over the head and dragging her off by the hair.

And the worst part? They're missing out on a key demographic in the obsessed stalker-girl arena... had it been "Hypnotize television and/or movie stars into bed" I would have been all over that. ;)

Walking around naked, clucking like a chicken?

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

had it been "Hypnotize television and/or movie stars into bed" I would have been all over that. ;)

That's got me thinking...do you think hypnotism would work on Clarkikins? Imagine all the fun the townsfolk could have hypnotizing Clark. Pete's hypnotic suggestion would be to stop hanging around those nasty Luthors; Chloe's would be that princesses are boring and that he doesn't really like Lana; Lana's would be to come into the Talon and buy cappuccinos more often (got to keep the business afloat, y'know); and Lex - well, we all know Lex would have more than one hypnotic suggestion.

[tresca.livejournal.com]

I second the vote on the purple!! Whee fun!

Although, I'm veering towards red myself these days and I like it :) I still haven't gone quite as drastic as I'd like, but I'm trying to :) You on the otherhand should! Drastic red! Yay!

Also? I rilly like your argument with Mr. Dis. My brother has that one with my mom all the time ;)

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

My brother has that one with my mom all the time.

Heh. This is not the first time my diabolical scheme of actually putting things away where they belong has succeeded in stumping Mr. Dis.

Really, you'd think he would learn by now.

Faux redheads of the world, unite!

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

Since my hair is (thanks to dying it the other night) currently purpley-red (which my friend Debbie calls "Puerto Rican Red") I recommend dark mahagonay. Hallowe'en is coming, and dark hair with pale skin makes it easier to go goth when you wanna....

Re: Faux redheads of the world, unite!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Well, I did end up choosing a red-violet color. Since my hair already had some highlighting in it, those strands came out a slightly different color...thus still looking like highlights, just a different shade than before.

We'll have to compare shades next week. I'm not sure mine qualifies as "Puerto Rican Red". Hee.

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

GREEN!

Because green hair is where it's at.

Where IS it at?

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Didn't go with green, Anathema. Sorry to disappoint you. But I'm thinkin' this color is still "where it's at"...wherever that is.

Re: Where IS it at?

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

But I'm thinkin' this color is still "where it's
at"...wherever that is.

Where it's at is wherever *I* am, baby!

What colour did you get done?

Re: Where IS it at?

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

It was: Red-Violet Intensity Level 5 with Volume Boost 20. Or something like that. Basically, a red-violet color. It's definitely red-violet, but not shockingly so...it doesn't scream "Cherry Kool-Aid" or anything.

And silly me. I should have known that it is where *you're* at.

Re: Where IS it at?

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

I like it when things scream "Cherry Kool-Aid" at me.

Like strangers. Or my breakfast cereal.

LSD is my friend.

[alejandradd.livejournal.com]

I laugh every day when I get the "enlarge your penis" junk mail. I mean, don't you need to already have a penis for that? Or can they make it grow out of nowhere? That'd be odd.

I think that original hair color is underrated. I have never dyed my hair and it looks fine.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Apart from the highlight I got in May and today's color extravaganza, I hadn't colored my hair in 12 years. So I understand the appeal of natural hair color. But then again, coloring your hair can be fun and exciting and -bonus- not permanent (like getting a tattoo) or painful (like getting a body piercing).