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disbelief11While I was at the store, I happened to notice the latest Weekly World News (a.k.a. crappy rag full of stupid stories that freak me out). Check out the latest round of shit that is just so pathetic you have to laugh at it:
Read the articles if you want to -- I've only read one of them. Hell, I suspect that the articles would be a let down after reading the headlines. These folks must be on crack
Okay, let's see. 3000 year old mummy. Pregnant. Janitor. For starters, do the editors at WWN have a dartboard with random phrases? They just throw 3 darts and that's the article, right? And now I'm picturing the janitor from Scrubs getting it on with a 3000 year old mummy. Damn, that's an image that will haunt me at night.
And then there's the "Boogers Turn Me On" girl. Let's not spend too much time thinking about that one, shall we?
Show of hands: who wants to see the XXX Space Alien Porn that was picked up on a Scottish family's television? This was the article I read and trust me, you should too. This one is worth it! Plus it has pictures of the people supposedly affected by the SAP: Touched By An...Alien? A choice quote from the "article": "It was more like Debbie Does Mars and Everyone in the Star Wars Bar." And don't miss the last paragraph of the article. It's a doozy! BWAH!
Crikey, I've been laughing so hard at these that I've got cheek-face-hurt. Or, as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scrunchy and slodwick say, Laughyhurts.
Read the articles if you want to -- I've only read one of them. Hell, I suspect that the articles would be a let down after reading the headlines. These folks must be on crack
Okay, let's see. 3000 year old mummy. Pregnant. Janitor. For starters, do the editors at WWN have a dartboard with random phrases? They just throw 3 darts and that's the article, right? And now I'm picturing the janitor from Scrubs getting it on with a 3000 year old mummy. Damn, that's an image that will haunt me at night.
And then there's the "Boogers Turn Me On" girl. Let's not spend too much time thinking about that one, shall we?
Show of hands: who wants to see the XXX Space Alien Porn that was picked up on a Scottish family's television? This was the article I read and trust me, you should too. This one is worth it! Plus it has pictures of the people supposedly affected by the SAP: Touched By An...Alien? A choice quote from the "article": "It was more like Debbie Does Mars and Everyone in the Star Wars Bar." And don't miss the last paragraph of the article. It's a doozy! BWAH!
Crikey, I've been laughing so hard at these that I've got cheek-face-hurt. Or, as
scrunchy and slodwick say, Laughyhurts.
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Date: 2002-09-30 12:33 pm (UTC)The last paragraph for the alien sex story was too much for me. I'm still giggling.