It's A Good Thing I Don't Have Much Time For TV Lately

[disbelief11]

...because Smallville didn't record for me this week. Everyone, what happened in the episode? Anything worth watching, or can I just wait for Omar's recap and call it done?

PS - goss! I just got your amazing card! YOU ROCK! I adore you. Thank you!

looks wistfully at the pile of unwritten and unsent Valentine cards on my desk

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Re: This icon has never been more appropriate!

[adellyna.livejournal.com]

Pete has learned a valuable lesson, and Clark is disappointed. In a later conversation with Lex, Lex hints strongly that he knows Clarkie "borrowed" his car, while Clark does his best possible impersonation of a ten year old girl who shoved her barbie down the garbage disposal and is now denying it. Lex, in a lot more words says "You crossed an ethical line for Pete because you consider him to be a true friend, but you wouldn't cross one for me when I asked you to break my ass out of the mental institution WHERE I DIDN'T BELONG, so pack your shit and get out, bitch." Which screams to me that he remembers what happened and everything.

Oh, and Adam is a zombie. Lana found a newspaper article about a high school valedictorian who was an expert in karate, computer science, and piano was killed in a horrible accident. She confronts Adam. He says everyone has someone who looks like them. For a zombie, he's a terrible liar. Later, he wakes up from a nightmare with huge lesions as his zombie skin peels off of him in huge strips. He stumbles over to a syringe (cleverly hidden below some article of clothing laid haphazardly over some article of furniture (fucking men)) and injects himself. His lesions clear up in time for him to answer the door for Lana's "my roof, my rules" speech and counters it with "keep your bitch mouth shut or you'll regret it." She stumbles away stupidly. And vacantly. And falls down the stairs and dies. Except for that lst part. She doesn't do that.

In the midst off all this solid cool street racing, Chloe has been sitting around in the Exposition Coffee House, expositioning with her friend, a Pathologist, who told her that the stuff in the syringe is some type of human blood cell which is something like no one at the pathology lab has ever seen. Chloe probably goes straight from expositioning to playing golf with the Pope, then to a Pampered Chef party with the Dali Lama, then out for drinks with her good pal, Chief Justice WHY DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE CHLOE!??!. She takes this information to Lex, who takes it to the renowned Microbiologist Ms. Attractive Woman With A PhD, who promptly tells him to go fuck himself.

Lex gets Ms. AWWAP (who is soooo clearly NOT his type) and offers to set her up with her own lab and fund her research. Oh Lex, don't you remember crazy Dr. Hamilton?

Oh, and Bo Kent had a heart attack and needs surgery, but is home recovering and, as always, trust his son to know when to blur ethical lines.

There. That's what happened, in a cheesy, sucky nutshell.
Mwah!

Re: This icon has never been more appropriate!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Lexcellent synopsis, Ade! Thank you. Yeah, I somehow suspected that I wasn't missing much. As for your valid points of logic, you just need to repeat to yourself whenever stupid stuff happens (courtesy of xica_s ): "Baby Superman! Baby Superman!" Works like a charm.