A Smallish Rant or Two

[disbelief11]

I have something to say to two people out in the world today. Unfortunately, I was driving along in my car when I met these people, so I wasn't able to say it to their faces. Saying it here will have to do, I guess.

First, to the person who made my cheeseburger at Portillo's: when I asked for no mayo, I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for extra ketchup. So I don't know what made you decide to put approximately 5 times the normal amount on the burger, transforming it into something entirely too sweet (ketchup is very sweet) and causing the lettuce to slide around in the most annoying way. If I hadn't been in the drive thru and already down the street, I would have made you fix it for me. You always get fucked in the drive thru, eh? Hey you, don't do it again.

Second, to the person in the blue car at the intersection of Cicero and Armitage: when your light is green, there are no pedestrians in the crosswalk, and you have your own turn lane, there is ABSOLUTELY no excuse for you coming to a complete stop in MY lane before executing your right turn. Dammit. I really wanted to hit you, just because, but that whole insurance-rates-would-rise issue kept me from doing that.

Other than that, life is fantastic! I got nine glorious hours of sleep last night (though it pained me to ignore the urge to log on for just one more minute. And Yippee! slodwick, taraljc, mei_x, spasticat and I are hanging out tomorrow and Sunday!

Comments

[rivier.livejournal.com]

Are you *sure* it was just ketchup...? "Extra-spunky burger for the fussy bitca at Kiosk 3, Jim!"

Yay, I'm Eeeeeevil!

I also adore that icon of yours btw. Did you draw it on one of the bits of slidey lettuce?

Hey now...

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Dearest Riv, there you go, assuming I was fussy before I got to Kiosk 3. No, no, everything was puppies and kittens and flowers and reading good books by the fireplace and chocolate and mind-breakingly orgasmic oral sex before what shall henceforth be called The Ketchup Incident. And really, that only caused me a minute of bitchiness.

Spunk? I hope not. I'm really scared to consider whose spunk would taste like ketchup. Hmmm, perhaps a hunky alien farmboy?

Oh god, now the image of ketchup-spunk has evolved into a slightly squicky image of what that would make the french fries....you evil, evil wench!

The icon? Totally ganked from Michael Rosenbaum's answers on The Twist Test (http://home.columbus.rr.com/shannenb2000/scan1.jpg). It's part of a doodle he drew -- aww. I like that it's his and that it vaguely looks like me.

I lurve your icon!

[alejandradd.livejournal.com]

Damn. That's a cool icon.

Re: I lurve your icon!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I just had to steal it from Michael's Twist Test. Since I don't have Photoshop to make the nifty icons you and cyb and slod and everyone make, I've been yanking parts of cool photos and such as I see them. Just don't tell the copyright police.

Re: I lurve your icon!

[alejandradd.livejournal.com]

Just don't tell the copyright police.
Trust me, I can't get *near* the copyright police, without having them arresting *me* instead.

Re: I lurve your icon!

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

psssssst!

While you're here, I could make you 10 icons of your choice, you know.

Re: I lurve your icon!

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

You are so damn nice, Tara! Thanks for the offer -- I may take you up on that some time.

In the meantime, I'm kind of having fun finding strange things for my icons. Like the newest addition here.

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

And Yippee! slodwick, taraljc, mei_x, spasticat and I are hanging out tomorrow and Sunday!

Yay! I can't wait to meet you guys.

Heh.

[wubba.livejournal.com]

Okay, Riv? EWWWWWWWW.

Poor poor stalker. I hope you have a better weekend to make up for the asshats.